Lio by Mark Tatulli for September 10, 2013

Lio’s unlocked the secret of telekinesis.

Telekin-eats it…

Is this wise? Who knows what else there will happen now the Lio has opened his mind.

lol

Now that’ll freak the teachers out.

I wish I could learn to do that! It would save a lot of trips to the kitchen and wear-and-tear on the carpeting….

unlock your mind and open your mouth

Book written by Uri Geller, I suppose..?

Mind over pizza

For some reason, this brings to mind the “Mind and the Matter” episode of the Twilight Zone. Also the line “Close your eyes, but keep your mind wide open” from “Bridge to Terabithia.”

I pity the next bully who tries to pick on this kid.

I pity the next bully who tries to pick on this kid.

Now it’s time to unlock your mouth Lio!!

I’d be happy if it could just keep the stuff on the pizza, instead of my shirt.

Ooh!

All you telekinetics out there, raise my hand!

Free your ass and your mind will follow.