Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 28, 2013

Transcript:

Ralph: What are you doing, Patrick? Patrick: I'm checking my tweets, dad! Ralph: How come I never see you doing homework? Patrick: I get it all done before you get home from work so you won't try to help me! Ralph: I'm glad I can motivate you! Patrick: I have a G.P.A. to maintain, you know!