Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 25, 2013

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Man: Let me guess, then you hid the "ghost compass" saved your mother, and lived happily ever after. Rip Haywire: Yes and no. Man: I can't believe I got suckered into you far-fetched little tale. A little boy takes on an entire gang and wins? You had a girlfriend? You must think I'm a total idiot to not see you're merely stalling, evading the time of your inevitable death! Rip Haywire: Yes and no. Man: Just tell me why you are here, and I will end it quick! Rip Haywire: Oh, yeah, I forgot. That girl you took, I'm here to get her back. We would've already, except TNT tripped the alarm in the fountain. TNT: Who puts an alarm in a fountain? Man: Yes, well you seem to forget that you're tied up and about to die. Rip Haywire: Oh, I'm not tied up- I haven't been for a while now.