Okay, here’s our pre-voyage check list:1. Cast off the bow line!2. Cast off the stern line!3. Open the fuel cocks.4. Close the chokes.5. Turn on the engine compartment blower.-And if you have time, Cock all weapons,Run a tow line to the other PT boat,Cast off bow and stern lines from the other PT boat.-And Gilligan – cast off the BowandSternLinesAGowa!
Mistake #1: Silently sink the other boat already-large rock through hull would do nicely.Mistake #2: You should have grabbed drunken Ms. Jade after releasing Don Drone! That way you would be ready to GO!Mistake #3: Should have escaped and sailed to Nairobi where Governor Bisby could have alerted the military to bomb the encampment.Mistake #4: Tarzan, you should have “enjoyed” Ms. Jade when you had the opportunity, having not you have incurred her wrath…:)> Don’tGoBackAGowa!!
1. Take long string. put one end in fuel tank of PT2. Stretch other end of string to other end of boat.2. Untie PT2 except for bow rope.3. Light small flame on string — release PT2.4 Get on PT1 and go like H!5. Let PT2 create enough noise and fireworks where you aren’t.6. DON’T SLOW DOWN TO CHECK RESULTS!!!
favm over 10 years ago
He decided to take the skyway. No traffic up there.
Polsixe over 10 years ago
Let’s see how he gets her out of the cabin with the guard there. He could just tell the skirt to take a walk.
quartermain over 10 years ago
Tarzan is at home in the upper canopy, plus he’s a swinger!
riverhawk over 10 years ago
I hope they remember to disable the second boat so the bearded ladies don’t chase them
jmcx4 over 10 years ago
Tarzan breaks out in song, “I’m an Ape Man, I’m an Ape Ape Man, I’m and Ape Man!”MusicbytheKinksaGowa
Fuddy Duddy over 10 years ago
Okay, here’s our pre-voyage check list:1. Cast off the bow line!2. Cast off the stern line!3. Open the fuel cocks.4. Close the chokes.5. Turn on the engine compartment blower.-And if you have time, Cock all weapons,Run a tow line to the other PT boat,Cast off bow and stern lines from the other PT boat.-And Gilligan – cast off the BowandSternLinesAGowa!
profkatz over 10 years ago
Mistake #1: Silently sink the other boat already-large rock through hull would do nicely.Mistake #2: You should have grabbed drunken Ms. Jade after releasing Don Drone! That way you would be ready to GO!Mistake #3: Should have escaped and sailed to Nairobi where Governor Bisby could have alerted the military to bomb the encampment.Mistake #4: Tarzan, you should have “enjoyed” Ms. Jade when you had the opportunity, having not you have incurred her wrath…:)> Don’tGoBackAGowa!!
Tin Can Twidget over 10 years ago
1. Take long string. put one end in fuel tank of PT2. Stretch other end of string to other end of boat.2. Untie PT2 except for bow rope.3. Light small flame on string — release PT2.4 Get on PT1 and go like H!5. Let PT2 create enough noise and fireworks where you aren’t.6. DON’T SLOW DOWN TO CHECK RESULTS!!!