Herman by Jim Unger for September 15, 2013

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    JayBluE  over 10 years ago

    Customer: “The service here is slow… I can get my bike stolen somewhere else… and spend less money!”…

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    punmeister  over 10 years ago

    You Schwinn some, you lose some.

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    flyertom  over 10 years ago

    Even if you remove one of the wheels, they’ll still take it. I’m going to develop a bicycle lock that emits a megavolt electric shock when cut. An explosive would be easier, but…messy.

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    pabsfx-comics  over 10 years ago

    Too bad that the bike anti-theft system shown in the movie “Wizard of Speed and Time” does not really exist.

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    Simon_Jester  over 10 years ago

    Coming this Fall, Bicycle Thief II — The Revenge

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    Bob.  over 10 years ago

    My son put a new battery in his truck and asked me what to do with the old one. I told him to leave it in the truck bed. Sure enough, next morning it was gone.

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    Henry Smith  over 10 years ago

    Location, location, location. When you live in a small town in the foothills where there are no flat roads less people ride bikes and a lot less people steal bikes.

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