Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for August 16, 2013
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Transcript:
Chicken: I'm as happy as a clam!
Clam: I sit in the dirt all day, hoping a seagull doesn't come along and crack my head open. How happy do you think I am?
two more. I slept like a log means you slept lumpy, bumpy and covered in moss? And anybody who says something is as easy as taking candy from a baby has NEVER TRIED taking candy from a baby. Oh, one last thing, CLAMS GOT LEGS!!!!!
The full phrase is actually “Happy as a clam at high tide.” This is when the clam is safest and can actually feed. I do not know why people shortened it.
michaelyukyuk over 10 years ago
Is it just me, or is the bottom half of this cartoon just one big grey blob? Helluva way to run a business.
pcolli over 10 years ago
I have similar concerns.
Bex Premium Member over 10 years ago
How happy would you be with only one foot?
ant over 10 years ago
Nice claim. :P
EarlOfCork over 10 years ago
If it’s so stressed out, why is it smiling all the time?
BillWa over 10 years ago
two more. I slept like a log means you slept lumpy, bumpy and covered in moss? And anybody who says something is as easy as taking candy from a baby has NEVER TRIED taking candy from a baby. Oh, one last thing, CLAMS GOT LEGS!!!!!
yossarianman over 10 years ago
The full phrase is actually “Happy as a clam at high tide.” This is when the clam is safest and can actually feed. I do not know why people shortened it.