We have an African Grey who has about a 200 word vocabulary. I can teach her to say anything. She often makes up her own sentences and can imitate sounds and voices perfectly. She’ll eat anything I eat as long as I poison test it first and she bites like the firey serpents in the Wilderness of Sin. When strangers come to the house she’ll sit coyly and go, “73, 73, 73, 73—-” They go up to her and and coo as they stick their hand out, “Oh, what a cute bird!” As they shriek and snatch their hand back she goes, “74, 74, 74, 74!”
farren over 10 years ago
Can’t blame the guy for being grumpy. I’d squawk, too.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
Mark…. did you happen to see today’s Brewster Rockit?
Great minds thinking alike…. or, as I surmised over there…something in the punch at the last National Cartoonist’s Society dinner?
Toonerific over 10 years ago
I would’ve expected him to re-tweet them!
sbchamp over 10 years ago
Twit
b.m.razzilla over 10 years ago
If he had a raven…those problems would be nevermore…
Digital Frog over 10 years ago
Teaching a parrot to say “Parrot” is the closest you’ll ever get to having a Pokemon
Marv Walker over 10 years ago
We have an African Grey who has about a 200 word vocabulary. I can teach her to say anything. She often makes up her own sentences and can imitate sounds and voices perfectly. She’ll eat anything I eat as long as I poison test it first and she bites like the firey serpents in the Wilderness of Sin. When strangers come to the house she’ll sit coyly and go, “73, 73, 73, 73—-” They go up to her and and coo as they stick their hand out, “Oh, what a cute bird!” As they shriek and snatch their hand back she goes, “74, 74, 74, 74!”