The Knight Life by Keith Knight for July 23, 2013

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KK: what are you camped out for the upcoming "star wars; film here? there's no movie theater in sight!! Its a new cell phone app!! This app calculates that a new mo i.e. theater will be built on this very spot by the time the film debuts!! In fact, the app sez we're sitting five rows back from the screen in the middle seats! One sez we're sitting un the toilet!!