Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 10, 2013

It’s good to see the giraffe branching out.

Hubris. The downfall of many.

I’ve heard when camping to hang your food in a tree to keep it away from the bears.

cat acknowledges advantage of barking

Ok, but giraffes do have black tongues. Just say in’.

Thus, you should never run with a candy cane in your mouth.