Monty by Jim Meddick for April 11, 2011

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Joan says, "Oh, it's true! A lot of people don't realize how many strays go unadopted 'cause they're just too *@%# ugly!" Joan says, "It's horrible!" Joan says, "Yes. So that's why I'm starting the Joan Rivers Animal Aesthetic Surgery Society. Hm-hm.... that's right, Joan Rivers A.A.S.S..." Joan says, "We provide cosmetic surgery, free of charge for all the homely stray cats and dogs and... Bruno! Stop the car!" Joan says, "I think I found our 'poster child'..." To Be Continued!...