Monty by Jim Meddick for January 19, 2011

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Nell says, "Oh please, Master Sedgwick! You know how wheelchairs depress me." Sedgwick says, "Sorry, Auntie Nell. I've come down with a debilitating tropical disease." Nell says, "My understanding is you're suffering a cold." Sedgwick says, "Ha! It's just like you liberal elites to profess a concern for the downtrodden, yet when face to face with true adversity, you turn a blind eye!" Nell says, "I believe I've had enough!" Sedgwick says, "I'd leave too if it weren't for the exotic parasites in my bowels, leaching nutrients and obliging me to consume this extra helping of crumpets!"