Monty by Jim Meddick for September 20, 2007

Transcript:

"...And I had another portrait done at the mall in Boca Raton... the mall with that marrrvelous Chinese food!" "Um... excuse me, ma'am." "Of course the light is so different there and I was wearing a lovely teal pantsuit which I'm sure I could not squeeze into now!" "Um... could you stop talking briefly so I..." "But I don't care what anyone says... I don't believe in dieting when I'm on vacation and..." "Do you think she'll mind if her mouth is a blurry smudge?" "You should see the family photo album..."