Monty by Jim Meddick for February 02, 2007

Transcript:

"I see you dying a slow, agonizing death from a rare, incurable disease..." "No! NO! NO!" "But wait! There's hope. I see three simple things which... if eaten every day... will spare you this horrible fate." "What?! What are they?!" "One 8 oz can of tuna, one medium raisin... and one... uh... one... it's so hard to see... it's..." "What?! What?! Good Lord what is it?!" "Alas! If only I had the funds to purchase a 42"-LCD-HD crystal ball!" Tips