Monty by Jim Meddick for January 12, 2004

Transcript:

"Hey... You still have the night watchman job at that mattress factory?..." "It's the best job I've ever had!... It's like getting paid to sleep!" "You sleep on the job?" "Yeah, but it's ok 'cause I'm a sleepwalker, see... I pretty much snooze my whole shift, but the supervisor thinks I'm on patrol!" "I'm even getting so I can punch the time clock and not miss a snore..."