Monty by Jim Meddick for March 24, 2003

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?You thought I?d never get a date with her, but guess who?s dropping by later?? ?J.Lo?? ?Gwen Podunski! I ran into her when she was buying some dried fruit and I said, don?t waste your money on that stuff!?come by my place and I?ll lend you my food dehydrator!? ?Isn?t that an amazing coincidence?? ?Yeah. Amazing.? ?Now you?ve just got to get a food dehydrator.? ?I wonder if there?s a section in the Yellow Pages??