Monty by Jim Meddick for December 19, 2002

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?A lot of folks take down holiday lights after New Year?s?I just leave ?em up and plug ?em in each season?? ?As you can see, my way provides instant, hassle-free holiday d?cor?? ?But how does the old leftover, rotted pumpkin from Halloween fit into your decorating scheme?? ?@!$@!$ This hat keeps falling off my ?Grinch-that-stole-Christmas? display?