Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 09, 2013
June 08, 2013
June 10, 2013
Transcript:
Rip Haywire Rip: TNT, I was right in the middle of telling a very gripping story about my mom! This goon doesn't care about how we met. TNT: Let's see, this lug was bumbling around Kodiak island when he was about to become a rip-eye steak for a bear. That is until I came to the rescue! I leapt in front of Rip, who was quivering behind a tree! I led with a right and then a hard left paw! Ruining what was already a disgraceful set of chompers. Pow! I was a possessed puppy! Nobody was goin' to hurt that helpless lad! Not on my watch! I hurt him so bad - there was a wishing well nearby that the grizzly slumped over to and wished he was never born.
johnrussco almost 11 years ago
right
edclectic almost 11 years ago
Another shaggy dog story.
Phatts almost 11 years ago
tsk … I’d always thought of TNT as the kind of doggie that was a wuss, knew he was a wuss, and was proud of being a wuss.seems here he wants to pretend he’s not a wuss, a whole new side to his character
Fuddy Duddy almost 11 years ago
Wait for it. -About the time TNT finishes his version, the thug will be asleep, so Rip can ka-kick his ka-tuckus. After which, TNT will claim his role was decisive, deceptive, and dethugtive.
lecrenb almost 11 years ago
Awww… but wait until we see next Sunday’s panel!
Nate Spidgewood almost 11 years ago
This backstory must’ve been the dog’s lie. I recall reading early strips on riphaywire.com (which were unfortunately taken off as well as all other pre-November 2012 strips) and they feature a backstory (via one of Rip’s fever dreams) of how Rip first discovered TNT by hearing his howling and finding him being abused by his old owner (which pretty much builds up TNT’s dark and troubled history), so Rip rescues him and eventually becomes his friend and new owner.
tmchrist almost 11 years ago
Knowing TNT makes this even more hilarious
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 11 years ago
A “rip-eye steak” does not sound appetizing.
rvonluchen almost 11 years ago
Oh, gee. TNT was brave. What happened?
The above line should be ironic font or something.