Herb and Jamaal by Stephen Bentley for June 09, 2013

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    emjaycee  almost 11 years ago

    TV sets are a main reason children were invented. Early days: “Kid, change the channel. Again. Again. Fix the antenna. Change the channel.” Currently: “Kid, where is the remote? Crawl under the couch. Dig in the cushions. Look in your mom’s purse. Check the cushions again.”

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    ah, just take your toe and hook it under the table .now bring it closer and then see if you can reach the remote with your other foot and draaaaag it across the table to within grasping reach.easy, see?

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    gfredrickson85  almost 11 years ago

    I guess the Force is not with him!!

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    cbrsarah  almost 11 years ago

    Why bother with the remote? If you had telekinectic powers, you could just change the channel yourself.

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    markjoseph125  almost 11 years ago

    Just keep sitting in the chair, dude; I’ll bring you a book.

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