Rearrange the washcloths? Why? Doesn’t she have all those new ones from Motel 6?Now zits. My wife still gets them occasionally and she’s considerably north of 52!
Eat Ho-Hos and cookies all day,Never touch a vegetable or wash your face…Slather on a thick layer of Merle Norman,the greasiest, most opaque cosmetics ever.
Do not add liquids, do not stretch…Form into a large ball and let rest.Bake for 52 years.
Yea Burl we over 50 are just tickled to get a zit. I guess the 1/2 recipe of the onion soup dip is for her face?? Since when do they eat 1/2 of anything anyway?
My mother always said “grease and sugar make spots” True.
Don’t forget July 15 is a city holiday in Crustwood. Its the day Twinkies come back. Crustfoods is having a carnival with rides and will be giving out samples all day. There is a cookout on the town square at 5 pm and a contest for the best recipe using Twinkies as the main ingredient. Contact Burl Penny for details as he is the chairman (and chief taster)
Is anybody getting what Burl is really saying, I think he is insinuating she is so ugly, that the zits distract anyone from realizing it, thus she should be thankful. I say good one Burl.
leakysqueaky712 almost 11 years ago
I’m surprised the mirror don’t crack.
Good Morning All
Marg, if you log on tonight, let me know how much you got for selling your eggs.
leakysqueaky712 almost 11 years ago
When is the last time soap & water touched that face?No wonder it’s so oily and full of zits.
mikie2 almost 11 years ago
Rearrange the washcloths? Why? Doesn’t she have all those new ones from Motel 6?Now zits. My wife still gets them occasionally and she’s considerably north of 52!
margueritem almost 11 years ago
Think again, Burl, think again.
I have toenails on my fingers! almost 11 years ago
Onion dip.. Get it? Ewwww!!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Too much fat and/or sugar sometimes bring out the zits.
Spray first then smell bathroom!
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Let’s see… Recipe for Pmples:
Eat Ho-Hos and cookies all day,Never touch a vegetable or wash your face…Slather on a thick layer of Merle Norman,the greasiest, most opaque cosmetics ever.
Do not add liquids, do not stretch…Form into a large ball and let rest.Bake for 52 years.
loveslife almost 11 years ago
Yea Burl we over 50 are just tickled to get a zit. I guess the 1/2 recipe of the onion soup dip is for her face?? Since when do they eat 1/2 of anything anyway?
finale almost 11 years ago
Zits and angst keep you “young”?
InTraining almost 11 years ago
“It’s not fair”….. THAT IS THE CORRECT ANSWER…….! ! !
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 11 years ago
My mother always said “grease and sugar make spots” True.
Don’t forget July 15 is a city holiday in Crustwood. Its the day Twinkies come back. Crustfoods is having a carnival with rides and will be giving out samples all day. There is a cookout on the town square at 5 pm and a contest for the best recipe using Twinkies as the main ingredient. Contact Burl Penny for details as he is the chairman (and chief taster)
imnormal almost 11 years ago
Is anybody getting what Burl is really saying, I think he is insinuating she is so ugly, that the zits distract anyone from realizing it, thus she should be thankful. I say good one Burl.