Actually, ice cream is one of only three miracle ingredients that make anything taste good. The others are bacon and chocolate. And they don’t make you fat. Really! That’s my story and I’m sticking with it.
Their weight has been going up 2 pounds each a week for 9 weeks…but they know that any minute now they’ll each lose about 95 pounds…. Cos that lady in the magazine lost 75 pounds in 10 weeks.
They can hardly wait till next Friday when they’ll see that they’ve done the same.
Come on, Joy knows you do lose weight eating ice cream. 110 grams per cup, 300 calories per cup, but your tummy has to warm it up to body temp, so (19 deg. C) x 110 g = 2090 calories burned. Joy has it figured right.
I won’t even comment on those “diet foods”. The last thing I bought (about 2 years ago was “SafSlim” endorsed by Dr Oz (who said “it can’t hurt”) after that, I stopped watching him regularly as I decided he’d become a schill. The stuff was so horribly sweet that I couldn’t stand it and I just don’t like to drink a meal (no smoothies or liquefied vegetables for me). I drink low sodium V8 with breakfast but thin it down (about 1/2 water) and add some spice (turmeric, ginger, cayenne).
I weigh myself every morning so I have no problem maintaining weight. Right now I let it get lower than I like until I finish with this veg diet next February (111 today). I was 120 when married back in 1959 (photo on today’s Daddy’s Home). The Penny’s are as clueless as my X MIL who dieted with canned (never fresh) fruit. Never mind that back then they were all packed in “heavy syrup” and she could not understand lack of weight loss (I tried to explain).
Someone I know orders a Caramel Macciatto with 5 packets of Splenda. Sets my teeth on edge. I tried that diet drink once, it does taste awful, could have used the icecream for sure! And WHY would you need to smell Burl’s shoes? Ewww. Check them for what? Mildew? I wonder if I could just pour vanilla BB on my cereal this morning.
Burl is not speechless. He is just not saying what he is thinking. Which is a good thing, a man should NEVER tell his in law how much weight she is putting on…..
leakysqueaky712 almost 11 years ago
Not a brain cell among them.
Good Morning All
mikie2 almost 11 years ago
Actually, ice cream is one of only three miracle ingredients that make anything taste good. The others are bacon and chocolate. And they don’t make you fat. Really! That’s my story and I’m sticking with it.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Um…smell Burl’s shoes? Pass!
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago
They have a ThinFast ™ milkshake with every meal…
Their weight has been going up 2 pounds each a week for 9 weeks…but they know that any minute now they’ll each lose about 95 pounds…. Cos that lady in the magazine lost 75 pounds in 10 weeks.
They can hardly wait till next Friday when they’ll see that they’ve done the same.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago
It’s called The Stupid Diet.
Good morning, all….
Bacon and eggs with your Diet Coke?Pancakes?ThinFast™?
finale almost 11 years ago
“Let me have half a dozen donuts and a large coffee with sweet’m low”
imnormal almost 11 years ago
Come on, Joy knows you do lose weight eating ice cream. 110 grams per cup, 300 calories per cup, but your tummy has to warm it up to body temp, so (19 deg. C) x 110 g = 2090 calories burned. Joy has it figured right.
imnormal almost 11 years ago
You can see it works, look at Burl and Joy, physical specimens.
vldazzle almost 11 years ago
I won’t even comment on those “diet foods”. The last thing I bought (about 2 years ago was “SafSlim” endorsed by Dr Oz (who said “it can’t hurt”) after that, I stopped watching him regularly as I decided he’d become a schill. The stuff was so horribly sweet that I couldn’t stand it and I just don’t like to drink a meal (no smoothies or liquefied vegetables for me). I drink low sodium V8 with breakfast but thin it down (about 1/2 water) and add some spice (turmeric, ginger, cayenne).
I weigh myself every morning so I have no problem maintaining weight. Right now I let it get lower than I like until I finish with this veg diet next February (111 today). I was 120 when married back in 1959 (photo on today’s Daddy’s Home). The Penny’s are as clueless as my X MIL who dieted with canned (never fresh) fruit. Never mind that back then they were all packed in “heavy syrup” and she could not understand lack of weight loss (I tried to explain).
robin6833 almost 11 years ago
I think Julie got “IT” right today. Burl is just staring and caring but he also appears to be a blooming idiot.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Someone I know orders a Caramel Macciatto with 5 packets of Splenda. Sets my teeth on edge. I tried that diet drink once, it does taste awful, could have used the icecream for sure! And WHY would you need to smell Burl’s shoes? Ewww. Check them for what? Mildew? I wonder if I could just pour vanilla BB on my cereal this morning.
rs almost 11 years ago
It’s a good strip but this one is a repeat.
InTraining almost 11 years ago
Listen to your big sister… VERL… ! ! !.WooooW.. BURL is speechless…..
loveslife almost 11 years ago
Burl is not speechless. He is just not saying what he is thinking. Which is a good thing, a man should NEVER tell his in law how much weight she is putting on…..