The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for June 18, 2013

And of course, eat up all the HoHos and Ding Dongs in the house. And Simpson, you’re right. No self-respecting crook would touch anything of theirs. Cheap and diseased..

I guess they read the article that ex-cat-burglar “Slick” Al Johnson wrote for the Sunday paper…

He tells exactly where you should hide your valuables when leaving town.

It’s a fine service he’s performing for the community, in return for a reduction in his sentence.

Just ignore those ugly rumors about his planned return to his former profession.

I can’t tell what Marlene’s cup says she ♥’s…

And unless Joy i9s either drinking out of it or stuffing her shirt with it, I can’t find any TP…

And I can’t see Marg or Leaky.

Four feet on the floor, you two…. and leave the door open.

and to get in the house with ease , put that spare key under the welcome mat

I wouldn’t go looking even if they left it out on the kitchen table.

One of my younger sisters got robbed a couple of years ago. They took her jewelry, which was mostly worthless and her son’s bass guitar. The bass guitar was worth more than the jewelry. They would take Joy’s jewelery, then be laughed out of the pawn shop. lol

If I were Marge, I would simply put it in a locker at U-stor-it and let the professionals keep watch. I am surprised Burl didn’t think of that.

Even if she ‘hid’ her jewelry in plain sight, no self-respecting burglar would touch it with a barge pole.

Just put in in the dirty clothes hamper, under the ummmm…unmentionables. The Pink Panther wouldn’t be touched in there….Ewww. Sus and Marg, BB PLEASE!

The best place to hide your jewelry is in the cats litter box! And if you don’t have cats, a few Tootsie rolls will look like the real thing. Sorry for the TMI

A fake hollow book worked for me. Thieves ransacked the house but didn’t touch the books

This panel takes place between 10:00 AM and 11:00 AM.

I think they should hide their (cough,cough) jewelry right where they got it from…….The cracker jacks box.

Can’t find the T.P. ….? ? ?

Just give that precious stuff to PATTY to keep…. ! ! !

What Jewelry what money they have sh——————t

Please, please don’t tell me the T.P. is supposed in the center of whatever Burl is eating. YEEEEEW!

I do believe I need to have Brain Bleach delivered regularly every two weeks. An assortment of fruit chews and two gallon of liquid. It is so good over ice cream and all the mind pictures just disappear.

I keep stuff (especially good as well as costume jewelry) in lots of different places. Thieves would not be looking for what they might find in an top drawer under a hanky. That’s under the video equipment, so heat makes it no good for clothes.