Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 30, 2013
May 29, 2013
May 31, 2013
Transcript:
Rob: What the...? What are you guys doing?! Bob: I could tell you that, but then you'd have to kill me. Satchel: He's sawing into Fungo's. Rob: Why didn't you just let him go through the ferret flap in your room?! Satchel: Well... He's a spy... I figured he'd want to go through a hole. Bob: You've got a door in your room that allows ferrets direct access to this house? That's the biggest rodent security breach this side of easter! Satchel: You've got a door in your room that allows ferrets direct access to this house? That's the biggest rodent security breach this side of Easter! Satchel: It's got a little bell on it...
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ChukLitl Premium Member almost 11 years ago
¿Rodent? I suppose if a ferret can get through, so could a rat.
ekw555 almost 11 years ago
the Easter bunny is a rodent.
rolleg almost 11 years ago
Don’t forget the teeth!
Grumpy Old Man Premium Member almost 11 years ago
maybe the DoD should use the bell to tell them when the Chinese are stealing defense secrets
hometownk Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Well, I’ll be hornswoggled. Rabbits are not rodents?
Now, is Jimbob actually cutting into Fungo’s apartment? All this talk ABOUT the ferret, but will we see him again?
Lonny E almost 11 years ago
No, ferrets are NEITHER rodents or “lagomorphs”. Ferrets are obligate carnivores of the genus Mustelidae. Close relatives are otters, martens, badgers and wolverines. They are intelligent, cunning, and very strong for their size.
If you’ve ever had a good look inside a ferret’s mouth (or, for that matter, ever REALLY pissed off a ferret), there is no way you would ever again confuse them with rodents.
They have fantastically impressive carnivore teeth, not at all like rodents. And they have the highest jaw pressure in the animal kingdom behind those sharp teeth.
Elsboy almost 11 years ago
My guess is that in a cat’s view all these animals fall into the category of “potential food”. At least I am pretty sure my cat feels that way about them.
Popeyesforearm almost 11 years ago
we just put a bigass bell on our office door. Can’t get a wink of sleep anymore.
terek almost 11 years ago
The next thing you know, The will probably be cutting holes into every room in the apartment!!!!
travburg1 almost 11 years ago
Ferrets are weasels, related to mink, skunks, etc. A rodent is a nice snack for a ferret.
rgcviper almost 11 years ago
For some reason, the phrase “ferret flap” always makes me smile.
Jules934 almost 11 years ago
Ferrets are NOT rodents!