Ted Rall for May 09, 2013
May 08, 2013
May 10, 2013
Transcript:
3 weeks after his death, Boston Marathon bombing suspect tamberlan tsarnaey's corpse is still homeless. (Man: The city of Cambridge has banned his burial.) (Woman: The guv of Massachusetts wants his body gone) Nowhere is acceptable. (Man 2: If we dump him in the sea, 9/11 windows would be sullied by his terrorist molecules!) (Woman: If we shoot him into the sun, the photons will return to earth 8 minutes later. It's not like we have 2 suns!) (Man 2: Swimmer windows.) Finally, a solid plan to take vengeance against a guy who's dead- and thus doesn't give a damn. (Man 3: Set it for Novosibirsk in 1982. Tamerlan's parents must never meet. Then our universe will remain Tamerlan-corpse- free!) But- (Man 4: Young anzor should flirt with Zubeidat at this table.) (Man 5: Osama! Back from the brainy depths?!) (Man 6: It's 1982. I'm alive and the couple is dating elsewhere!) Next: alternative universe- and corpse!
cripplious almost 11 years ago
Islam has Prohibition against cremation so cannot shoot him into the sun anyway
ConserveGov almost 11 years ago
Who cares?
anonim almost 11 years ago
The Silence of the Lambs sequel ripped off Porcile? Thats a pretty lame thing to do.
jessie d. Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I’ve got it. How about we don’t get into any illegal wars, don’t use drones for killings and don’t give blind support to the Israeli apartheid.
rini1946 almost 11 years ago
hey sounds good to me
pirate227 almost 11 years ago
OBE, he was buried somewhere in the US.
OmqR-IV.0 almost 11 years ago
“Make the Muslims pay the bill, take the body, etc…If they do not act in a responsible manner, then why should we ???”
“They”?
Nice dropping of the mask there, mate.
Talking about taking responsibility for others’ actions: You should pay because you are male, why did you not look out for your brother in his time of need and alienation? As an American, why did you allow this alienation of an asylum seeker to take place? As a non Muslim , why haven’t you taken responsibility for ensuring everyone walks around with their shoelaces tied?
OmqR-IV.0 almost 11 years ago
asked: “Since you are asking questions, how about you? Why didn’t you do any of that? Careful, you[sic] answers are Adrian’s too.”
Here’s one more question: Did you understand my reply to Adrian? You didn’t, did you. You’re going to reply you have, just like another time you missed the bloody point completely but insisted you hadn’t.Dude, you’re too black & white.
OmqR-IV.0 almost 11 years ago
suggested :“Grind him up and use him for soy bean fertilizer. Then feed the resulting product to Vegans.”
Not only do I sense a little hostility against this dead guy, I sense some pent up hostility against vegans.
OmqR-IV.0 almost 11 years ago
“Where did I miss your gray area?”I’m not the one trying to attribute responsibility onto others through association of a faith who had nothing to do with it and want nothing to do with him. Get it now?