Monty by Jim Meddick for May 23, 2013
May 22, 2013
May 24, 2013
Transcript:
Look Jarvis... I believe this is called a tether ball... I've never seen one before, but I've encountered them in my readings... Well! Well! I must say, for a novice, I gave it a jolly good wallop! I'm somewhat surprised that these with which I mastered the rudimentary... Contact our attorneys, Jarvis.
NormanBates almost 11 years ago
Contact your doctor, rather.
hometownk Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Ah, yes. The old “never take responsibility for one’s own action” syndrome.
I can hardly wait to see what he encouters tomorrow. Monkey bars or climbing apparatus? What else has he not tried? Spring rides?
Aussie Down Under almost 11 years ago
The parks Public liability insurance costs will increase.
hometownk Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Twerp. That’s what I called my daughter. Still do. We were in W-M and I pulled something off the rack. Instead of calling her by her name (a no-no in public) I just said, "Hey, Twerp, come try this on. She was two or three at the time. Passing mothers laughed at us.
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
Sedgie bops ball; ball bops Sedgie. I see no need for lawyers here; all seems fair.
billyruffian almost 11 years ago
It was a lawsuit waiting to happen.
reedkomicks Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Contact your personal trainer!
jonesb almost 11 years ago
Too bad it wasn’t a bowling ball.
terek almost 11 years ago
This reminds me of a young punk who fooled around with a pairs of nunchaku sticks and gave himself a concussion!!!
AlexPK85 almost 11 years ago
Contact Dewey, Cheatem and Howe.
victornewman almost 11 years ago
Ahhh, nothing puts me to sleep faster than a good "Tether Ball’ reading…someone help this kid!
yangeldf almost 11 years ago
oh great, another “I’m a stupid cretin, give me money” lawsuit T_T
chriscc63 almost 11 years ago
jolly good wallop old sport, I’m talking to the ball of course!
jimbeauga almost 11 years ago
Odd. I had never noticed his white gloves before today. And it was in the final panel where he is face down with his left arm akimbo… Indeed a fine accessory to his Little Lord Fauntleroy outfit replete with the saddle oxfords.
joegeethree almost 11 years ago
Jarvis should be fired for dereliction of duty. He should have been there to prevent that from happening.