Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 08, 2013

Bev… did I say you could steal my line?

Now I only have stale ones left…nothing that crackles, nothing that pops….

And it’s Rice Krispies, so I’m not allowed to use corny stuff.

It’s hard to come up with something bran new!

But if I don’t, everybody will think I just flaked out.

Maybe I have to think outside the box…

I’ve never heard them snap anyway. Crackle? Check. Pop? Check. Snap? Oh, Snap! Well, I guess we’ll never know for sure now, did anybody ever record the Crackle and Pop and the alleged Snapping?

What we need here is a Snappy comeback.

You guys bowl me over. Now stop milking it.

if there was an olympic event for strippers, you would surely take the gold! i’m exhausted…

Oh, Snap!