The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 23, 2013
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Transcript:
Man: I love my new GPS! You should get one, Thorny! You can even customize its voice! Man: I set mine so it gives me directions with a voice that has an English accent! Brutus: Could I make it sound like my wife? I'm used to her telling me where to go!
BlueEyedCatMom about 11 years ago
Where to go…how to get there….and what you did wrong while going there!
flyertom about 11 years ago
No thanks. If my Garmin was programmed with my wife’s technique, it would go like this:Yakkety-yakkety-yakkety-yakkety-yakkety-red light-yakkety-yakkety-yakkety-stop sign-yakkety-yakkety-yakkety-yakkety-cop!—yakkety-yakkety-yakkety-yakkety-slow down-yakkety-yakkety-ooh look at the pretty flowers!—yakkety-yakkety-yakkety-turn here-yakkety-yakkety-yakkety….
sundogusa about 11 years ago
Mine would be dead silence. She reads a book even for short drives…
Mneedle about 11 years ago
When we go to Fla on our annual vacation, my wife sleeps through the entire 10 hour drive.
danlarios about 11 years ago
my wife just sits there while I go the wrong way
LV1951 about 11 years ago
But where Gladys is telling him to go isn’t in the GPS! Unless they are going to Michigan! :)