Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 25, 2000

Transcript:

"Attention, shoppers." "MALL" "Today is the official start of the holiday shopping season! All of you will be expected to show the proper spirit!" "Any shopper who is observed being rude, impatient or irritable will be slapped with a HOLIDAY SPIRIT VIOLATION!" "You can't be serious!" "There's ONE!!"