Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 06, 1998

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Wendy: Thanks for asking me out, Norman, but I wouldn't be caught dead with you! Norman: Oh, yeah?? Well, if you were dead, I probably wouldn't want to go out with you, either!! What do you think of that, you self-centered, mean-spirited excuse for a woman!! Wendy: Say what?