Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 10, 1998

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Kid: "Had I but died an hour before seeing this sight..." Steinbauer: Move it, Ralph! I was here first! Ralph: No, I was! Steinbauer: Hey, watch that elbow! Ralph: You watch it! Man: Shhh! Ralph: Don't shush us! We're adults! Steinbauer: Way to go, Ralph! Ralph: You started it!