Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 30, 1997

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June: What's going on here?? Ralph: No-neck is searching our house for incriminating evidence concerning the trash can fire. No-neck: Aha!! Looky what I found on your patio! Matches, lighter fluid, and charcoal briquettes! Explain this!! June: No-neck is one McNugget short of a happy meal, isn't he?