The Barn by Ralph Hagen for April 17, 2013

It’s 10 and 2.

When was the last time you saw a suicide knob?

Didn’t making saving plural, good man!

The current teaching is either 9 and 3 or 8 and 4. Both are acceptable, though there is argument over which is better. 10 and 2 is no longer taught because airbags inflating can blow the arms and hands right into your face and there have been incidents of hands being severed by the airbag.

I learned to drive in 1964. I still drive at 10 and 2. I need a car that does over 200 mph so I can get to work on time. I figure the way I drive (NASCAR has nothing on me), a little thing like severed hands is the least of my worries.

That’s what I was told.

All this talk about time has made me exhausted. I take my nap at 2:00.

I prefer 3:45 and 9:15… It gives me an extra half-hour to get to work! ;)

Only Timex still does the 10 and 2 thing.

10, 2, & 4.

LOL! Good one, Rory.

Do young people know what 9 and 3, 10 and 2 or 8 and 4 mean? All they have is digital. I’ve seen kids who can’t tell the time. How do they drive??

Just keep your hands on the wheel and pay attention!

I thought it was 6 with one knee, while you ate breakfast with one hand and texted with the other.