The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 22, 1997
Transcript:
Man: You a decaf drinker, bub? Brutus: Why, I'm the biggest caffeine drinker you'll ever see! You know that bottled water that has caffeine in it? Well, I make my coffee with it! Man: Ha! So do I! And when I make iced coffee, I also use that caffeine water to make the ice cubes!