Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for April 08, 2013

Don’t know if the public likes zombies but movie producers do !

Alien. No contest. The supreme monster of all time, as long as you don’t count John Boehner, Eric Cantor, and all the rest of those we want less government but we still want to tell you what to do, say, think, eat and how you can and can’t reproduce republicans. Wait, maybe the Alien isn’t all that scary after all.

My siblings started playing zombie games a while back. Then one morning I woke up, and the first thought that came to mind was that I had to drive to school, and be really careful because there are zombies everywhere. Needless to say I was pretty freaked out for a few minutes.

I don’t care much for zombies, but I think I know why people often find them scarier than, say, vampires: We’d hate to BECOME them. As for their threat level, that usually depends on numbers.