The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for April 20, 2013

With all of their glasses looking skewed; maybe something in their glasses is making them stewed?

Happy Birthday Christina from all of us Crustwooodians… ! ! !

Oh… that’s all they want?A simple birthday card that already says “Happy 11th Birthday to Terry Lynn.”

Well gee, that should be easy…Did you look right next to the ones that say “Happy 11th Birthday to Tammy Lou?”If you get to the ones that say Ursula Lee or Violet Louise, you’ve gone too far.No?Well, we have to lock up now…but why don’t you just keep looking…some nice men will come talk to you later.Right… they’ll bring cookies.You stay right there.

a hour in walgreens really

They remember one stamp? Perhaps they have a measuring device in the guest bathroom to determine how much TP is used so they can send a proper bill.

Thanks…I didn’t look that close…Julie frequetly calls it Scatt Tissue… so I just assumed it… ! ! !

Since when do these people spend money on cards? I would think they would buy one at the Dollar Dump and slip it in the mailbox after the carrier left, save a stamp.

those 4 = one half (maybe on a good day)

PacoPuddy and Braindead…. groan…

But maybe Terry Lynn’s middle name was after her Grandma… Lynn N.Her aunt’s and her other grandmother’s feelings were hurt…so Terry’s younger sister is Polly Esther.

I don’t get it…. The card is for Terry Lynn The cake is for Christina. Are there 2 birthdays? And who is Christina anyway?