Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 05, 2013

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Friend of mine once discovered that her boss did that, so everyone in the office would “accidentally” find out the next day was her birthday.

    "Oh… how pretty… but gee, my birthday isn’t until tomorrow… "

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Nice to see a week of Guy and rOdd…

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    jack fairbanks  about 11 years ago

    get a lot of tips there flower boy?

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    imbaldeagle  about 11 years ago

    What a nice young lady – and SOOO young to have Alzheimer’s.

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    emptc12  about 11 years ago

    Oh, so once again a woman with glasses is a loser? Woman with glasses are HOT! Ever since kindergarten, with Miss Quinliven, whom I loved and asked to marry to me …

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    baileydean  about 11 years ago

    Sad is as sad does.

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    konradh  about 11 years ago

    Nice break from the recent pun run.

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    Thehag  about 11 years ago

    Just deliver the flowers dumb a@@.

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    vldazzle  about 11 years ago

    He better not be expecting a tip (if he went along with her deception he might have had a good one). Only time I got flowers at the office (that I recall) was from my brother when I refused to speak to him after a “practical joke” that went on for months and caused me pain and embarrassment.

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    JR6019  about 11 years ago

    That was my first thought. No tip.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago

    You’re very welcome, Rod…. I miss you guys!

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    Comic Minister Premium Member about 11 years ago

    She’s so beautiful with glasses and lipgloss on!

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