Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for April 05, 2013

So why did the lad have an inked writing utensil lodged in his head in the first place? Bozhyk can play for Old King Cole!

to eat or sell the crab meat inside the claw

But can he play four violins…with a pen stuck in his head…while harvesting crab claws?

So what? I can play 4 kazoos at once, and I’m not getting in the funny papers (although they have tried to serve me with them on occasion).

talk about instant gratification. what? couldn’t wait for a year?

no, he can’t

forcing them to be “righties”, resulting in the usual emotional traumas and onset of premature puberty

“OK, kid, we’re almost ready to start the operation, but you need to sign some paperwork. Got a pen?”

Stone crab claws. MMMM! Some of the best seafood ever.

A neighbor of mine was once caught violating the harvesting laws and spent an afternoon in jail in a wet swimsuit…and was fined heavily in court.

I don’t eat crab because they are big bugs. Yuck. That being said, I wouldn’t torture them like this either.

Obviously, you’ve never eaten at Joe’s Stone Crab, in Miami

Give us Kashmir, Olek!

It always mortifies me when someone in a third-world country takes way too long to deal with a blatant health problem.

Depending on the type of crab, the claws are the meatiest part.

geez that’s interesting that guy can play four violins at once wonder how it sounds?!!!!!!!!!!!!!