Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 29, 2013

i get your drift frostette. slap the moguls on me!

Not sure this is a welcome idea. He looks a little icy.

What a chilling weekend she has planned…somebody’s been reading Fifty Shades of Grey and White. Beware frostbite my son!!

He probably won’t be so disMayed after she Marches him into that bedroom

and shows him that it isn’t really that flaky….and she’s not the least bit frigid!

Buster Poindexter…hot,hot, hot.

gagged with his own carrot

You’re about to get your snow blowed Frosty…..

I wonder if he’s going to get snow blind folded

He appears frozen with fear.

He’s a wintry mix of emotions… last time she juggled his snowballs, she got too flurried and tossed them in the blender with some oreos. What a blizzard that was! (The neighbors are still talking…)

The safe word is “melt”.

This should heat things up.

Put your rubbers on Frosty, it’s going to be sloppy.

Now I’ve got Donald Fagen in my head.