Hutch Owen by Tom Hart for March 15, 2013

More accurately,

I’ve been Ayn Randed, nearly brandedCommunist ‘cause I’m left handedThat’s the hand I use, well, never mind….http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/s/simon_and_garfunkel/a_simple_desultory_philippic.html

-Cougar :{)