Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 31, 2013

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    GROG Premium Member about 11 years ago

    I prefer mine fried – not scrambled.

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    RetFor  about 11 years ago

    they need a net, to separate the shell. (and clothes.)

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    Aussie Down Under  about 11 years ago

    Stop egging him on or you might end up with egg all over your face.

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    TheVernalPool  about 11 years ago

    this batter be good

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    bignatesgirl  about 11 years ago

    They don’t care about saving him. They care about cooking him and serving him to the king for breakfast. And besides, they’re not even “all the kings horses and all the king men”, they’re all the kings chef’s!

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    fofinho  about 11 years ago

    Humpty Dumpty was pushed!

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    jack fairbanks  about 11 years ago

    white eggs can’t jump

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    gosfreikempe  about 11 years ago

    His jump was shown on YouTbe, but it was widely panned.

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Alas, he went over easy . . ☻

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    Budman 2  about 11 years ago

    Great comments today!!

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 11 years ago

    They’re not holding the pan very ergonomically. It’ll probably slip out of their fingers as soon as Humpty lands. And maybe fall on their toes.…I’m taking this too seriously, aren’t I.

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    samantha.meyer  almost 4 years ago

    #therealreason!!!!!!!!!!

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