Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for February 13, 2013

You’ve got a lot of things to lose before you can retire.

You can keep the diaper though…

Face in the grass between the swings. A couple of others there are less obvious including a half of Teddy Roosevelt — if it’s not true pareidolia.

The kid is correct, I’ve tested it.

Hey, does he have an E-Trade account?

I still have one baby tooth left. I think I’ll be working for life.

funny how much we look and act the same at both ends of our existence.

even the wardrobe!