JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for February 28, 2013

Not another episode of Joe wins a car in a bizarre contest…

Nothing but net.

No pressure, dude.

Ball goes thru the net, the crowd goes wild. The announcer says “Wrong Net”

Impossible goal.

If this “solves” their money problems, I’m gonna puke. Let’s teach fiscal responsibility through winning the lottery.

No way any arena would allow someone to throw a ball over all those other people’s heads. Can someone say “lawsuit!”

: D Jojo seems pretty sure that Dad’s gonna do this! Sunny? Not so much. I think Joe looks a bit too cocky, myself…

I want to see him do one of those soccer-style flip shots like that cheerleader did the other day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP8jscaAUOU

Good luck Joe! I think the comic strip is getting darker than usual.

Ok, now some rocket scientist show us the physics that tell us how much force he would need to make the magic shot, and whether a human of average build could actually expel that much force.

This does seem like the next logical step in reductio ad absurdam.