Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 13, 2013

life is hard for the people who beat bad losers

lol ah nate

Here in Cnada every little piece of ice has rink rats with sticks and a puck. Even the roads are infested with the dry land form of it. I even spoke to one dad to please don’t teach his son to play on the road. He said it’s road hockey. Where else do we play it? I said to build a rink in the back yard. I didn’t see them play it for too much longer. Hopefully he got the message.

NHL hockey is the best thing on TV!

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. Rodney Dangerfield

YES, Peter, “Good heavensh”! There is a team of football players at my school, and we call ’em “Football Geeks”.

Last line: not cool Nate, he’ll know what to do!

^ Hockey has rules – written and unwritten. You can only clock someone in the head with your stick at certain times and for certain reasons. The time is NEVER and the reason doesn’t matter EVER.

Google Ted Green of the Boston Bruins and you’ll see why.

I know Peter.

I’m going to Seattle tomorrow, I’ll say hi to Jenny for all of you! (Shouldn’t be to find a cartoon character in a large city..)

If I played a sport, I’d play Lacrosse. I’m way to clumsy on ice skates.

I see a loose tooth in Nate’s future

If i would learn hockey, Nate is the last person i would go to.

don’t listen to nate, peter.

I’m glad that Peter is wearing a helmet.

Notice that Peter has a hard helmet on: Tweedledee and Tweedle-not-so-dumb!! Chortle! CHORTLE!!

High sticking is a no-no.

Is it me or does he look like a dweeb in that “thing”?

Amen brother

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I have always wondered who is the Bruin on his jersey?

Dude I have read all the buks

Why is Nate so toxic

I mean nate IS telling the truth to peter. Not like hes speaking to a preschooler or anything…

Canada is all about the hockey.