Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for January 07, 2016
January 06, 2016
January 08, 2016
Transcript:
Billy says, "What's better than one baby jesus?" Cow says, "What?" Billy says, "Two! Look it's Jesus' twin." Billy says, "I papier-mached him from leftover gift wrap. Now all I need is a hot glue gun to fuse him with the baby jesus at our church's nativity scene." Cow says, "You're conjoining them?!" BIlly says, "This way, Christmas lasts twice as logn."
J Short over 8 years ago
Jesus got a bad wrap.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
Bless you in the name of the father, the son, the other son, and the holy spirit..I know. We can call him Brian.
OldestandWisest over 8 years ago
Cow is so PC, saying that they will be “co-joined” instead of saying they will be “Siamese twins.”
“And hillbillies would like to be called ‘sons of the soil’ but it ain’t gonna happen!”—Dr. Hibbert, “The Simpsons”
Mr. Blawt over 8 years ago
We’re going to need a bigger cross.