Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for September 06, 2014

Transcript:

"If Jesus ever comes back, will people be too cynical to believe?" "They'll be like, 'Jesus? Yeah, right. Turn water into wine,' and Jesus would be like, 'That's OK, I'd rather not,' then they'd be like, 'Hey, Bobby, get a load of this guy. Thinks he's Jesus. Hey, walk on water!'" "'Look, I'm not some performing monkey!! I'm Jesus, for my sake! I came back to preach peace and hope for mankind, but you know what? Forget it!!'" "RAPTURE!!" "I can see it going down like that."