Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for August 10, 2014

Transcript:

"Another summer of my youth is almost gone. before you know it I'll be grown up and in the workforce, fighting to get a mere two weeks of vacation a year." "Maybe I'll move to France. Everyone there takes two months of vacation a year. It's like they realize life is more than just putting in your time at some soul-crushing job until you die." "Yes, but they also have to wear berets." "I'd dress like Napoleon Bonaparte and roll myself in a giant crepe if I could get two months of vacation." "Yes, but I hear the job market in France is quite tough for a 19th century dictator pastry filling." "WHY CAN'T I WIN?!!"