Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for May 28, 2013

Transcript:

"Billy, are you wearing parachute pants?" "Yes, but my name is no longer Billy." "My break dancing book says you should choose a break dancing name if you want to be taken seriously. My new name is Turbine because I can headspin as fast as a turbine jet engine." "Really? Cool! Let's see." "I can't technically do it yet. But once I get to the chapter on headspinning I will earn the name of Turbine. I promise you that." "Ripoff."