10th annual weighing machine model contest
Man: Congratulations! You've won first place. Contestant: Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.
I took a piece of broken jeweler’s saw blade – the size you have to feel to know which way the teeth slant – and made a hacksaw for a contest. One disgruntled contestant threatened to enter a screwdriver. I asked him where he could find the scale orange juice.
Odd Dog Premium Member over 11 years ago
He’s certainly weighed in
Varnes over 11 years ago
Made it to scale what, a mountain? A fish?
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Well, what else would a scale model be?
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Yeah yeah…. somebody who models the latest scales…
1MadHat Premium Member over 11 years ago
Is he related to the Pisces actor who was working for scale?
J Short over 11 years ago
You can scale a ladder, and you can scale a fish; but you can’t scale a scale.
hwcrescent over 11 years ago
you could always scale a note, but they noted his scale
hippogriff over 11 years ago
I took a piece of broken jeweler’s saw blade – the size you have to feel to know which way the teeth slant – and made a hacksaw for a contest. One disgruntled contestant threatened to enter a screwdriver. I asked him where he could find the scale orange juice.
jreckard over 11 years ago
No need. You’re a heavyweight.
In gocomics comments, that is.