Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 13, 2012
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Bucky: Your book isn't a dog self-help book, it's telling you that dogs aren't as important as humans. Satchel: But I think as man's best friend we're equal, really. Bucky: That's just brainwashing to get you guys to sniff for bombs. Bees are man's best friend, you guys are man's cheapest butler. You may drool on the furniture, but hey, you're free. Satchel: I can't help that my flews leak.
naturally_easy over 11 years ago
Aw, Bucky! You sure know how to hurt a guy!
Varnes over 11 years ago
Bucky’s on to something….
orinoco womble over 11 years ago
Wow, I’ve been around dogs all my life, trained a many, and never knew the word “flews.” I knew they leaked, though I’ve never known why so many larger dogs are wetmouths.
juicebruce over 11 years ago
Ok Bucky if a dog is a cheap butler what fuction does a cat perform? Chair warmer?
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
Flews? What the heck are flews? So I looked it up.
Flews \Flews\, n. pl. The pendulous or overhanging lateral parts of the upper lip of dogs, especially prominent in hounds; — called also chaps.
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
I’m now edjamacated.
J Short over 11 years ago
Flew fluid.
kathyabk over 11 years ago
Always keeps me laughing!!
AlexLion over 11 years ago
Whoa! Satchel’s muzzle is different in colour in the first panel!
pschearer Premium Member over 11 years ago
But not his flues.
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
I’m 78, and my flews also leak…
route66paul over 11 years ago
30 humans may die because of dogs in the us annually, but a human trained that behavior.How many of you cat lovers have never been bloodied by a cat? Did you ever try to wash one?
AndiJ over 11 years ago
ailurophile17, if people learned how to read a dogs body language and properly trained there dogs these “incidents” wouldn’t happen. The droopier the lips the more dogs drool. Also certain instances make them drool more as well, like getting a treat. Dogs are cheap butlers?? Not really. Dogs are expensive if you are taking care of them right. Good food and vet visits aren’t cheap!
alliegator over 11 years ago
o.k. everybody, look up dewlap. hounds have flews and dewlap. when we found that out about our bluetick, the jokes went on for years!
Stephen Gilberg over 11 years ago
Bucky should meet Bailey from “Housepets!” That’d serve him right.
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
Priceless. I knew my rabbits had dewlaps.
Dewlap \Dew"lap`\, n. [Dew + lap to lick.] 1. The pendulous skin under the neck of an ox, which laps or licks the dew in grazing. [1913 Webster]
2. The flesh upon the human throat, especially when with age.hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
And for the record, I have jowls but not a dewlap. Yet. lol
tbritt99 over 11 years ago
Bees?
DavidGBA over 11 years ago
Once you see food, grooming and vet bills, free is not so free!
harpseal11 over 11 years ago
In the second panel satchels’ mouth is brown instead of beige 0..o
kaecispopX over 11 years ago
Hey, Bucky. I’ve got news for you. The only reason cats were brought to this country in the first place was that they were a cheap, self-replacing method of pest control. Everything else was just an added perk.
XanderBitMe over 11 years ago
Bees?
TerryTaylor over 3 years ago
Both dogs and cats are free. Have had them just leave and never come back a few times. Wait! Maybe they were stolen?
tacos about 2 months ago
Wow, Bucky is actually caring for Satchel…