Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 26, 2012

So – normal wait times, then.

Reminds me of what she told the invisible man:“The Dr can’t see you now . . " . . ☺

Or what the Dr said to the guy wrapped in plastic wrap…“I can clearly see your nuts”

He should respond in kind.

Patient response: Odd, I’ve never had to undress at the optometrist’s office before.

It will only seem to take that long.

That’s because he’s not pretty, so so pretty..

Eye chart: “GABBA GABBA HEY!”

Most of the Drs nowadays have names like Ramalamadingdong. No telling what holidays they observe.