Reformed, the entrepreneurial Mr. Scrooge would offer to hire you to be featured in a new reality TV show. Upon learning of this, Gaylord and Irwin would be prompted by a famous lawyer to sue you for their share and would win their case. As a result, the disgraced witch Broom-Hilda would be left destitute and on food stamps. Gaylord and Irwin would win the right to remain in the former Enchanted Forest, now as part of the settlement “Famous Lawyer’s Enchanted Forest Amusement Park and Real Estate Development, LLC,” while the lawyer’s fee would also include one unreliable witch’s broom, one 1950-something Plymouth convertible, and all other cash and assets of the losing defendant.Now, there’s A Christmas Story for our times!
Linda1259 over 11 years ago
Bah, humbug!
batterd_citizen over 11 years ago
you will be haunted by three spirits…and then you will change your tune
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Reformed, the entrepreneurial Mr. Scrooge would offer to hire you to be featured in a new reality TV show. Upon learning of this, Gaylord and Irwin would be prompted by a famous lawyer to sue you for their share and would win their case. As a result, the disgraced witch Broom-Hilda would be left destitute and on food stamps. Gaylord and Irwin would win the right to remain in the former Enchanted Forest, now as part of the settlement “Famous Lawyer’s Enchanted Forest Amusement Park and Real Estate Development, LLC,” while the lawyer’s fee would also include one unreliable witch’s broom, one 1950-something Plymouth convertible, and all other cash and assets of the losing defendant.Now, there’s A Christmas Story for our times!
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 11 years ago
I know a site.You can even order Butterflies.
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 11 years ago
I guess Santa will also be saving money, Coal is cheaper.
massha over 11 years ago
you can order fruitflies too
Darryl Heine over 11 years ago
Broomie’s not a store santa anymore.